暈機
November 7th, 2005 | 11:18:01 pm 老農第一次坐飛機,
有點不適應,
於是大喊一聲”小姐,我要吐”
航空小姐給了他兩個塑料袋,叫他忍不住的時候吐裡面,
然後就走了,
過了一會,空姐回來一看,滿地都是吐出來的東西,
空姐很生氣,對老農說”我給了你兩個袋你怎麼還亂吐!”
老農很委屈的說”不是我吐的”
空姐很生氣”還不承認~~”
老農”你給了我兩個袋,我吐了一袋,覺得倆袋不夠用,
於是就把吐的又吃了,誰知道他們都吐了………”
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November 7th, 2005 | 11:18:01 pm
HACKED THE BY WARNING
November 7th, 2005 | 10:13:38 pm Just a good morning start by 2day, like normal i ride my motor bide to work. When i get myself into office, chew just ask me go his place, he would like to show me something. I think he wanna show me something funny, then go near after i put down my bag n stuff.
Onces he show me da site, a huge word in red color cover wv da whole page, ” HACKED THE BY WARNING powered the black_sun” wv unknown .jpeg pic… haha. Afterward, chew tell me tis 1 been hack long long time ago since it created. This time i just thinking, there’s nothing in tis site becoz i still haven’t finish da project, ppl hack it ‘kao lan’ ah? really cant understand… maybe i new in tis field lo~~ 资质有限 wont understand la… haha… how about u?
無題
November 7th, 2005 | 06:23:38 am 午餐時…有一個男人，同事邀請他下班後一起上酒吧喝兩杯。他說：我老婆不會答應的，她根本不允許我和同伴一起在下班後喝酒。那位同事提出了一個克服此一問題的解決方案：當你晚上回家後，小聲地溜進房間，潛進她的被窩裡，輕輕地脫下她的內褲，給她口交。女人們愛死這個了，相信我，她決不會提起你和死黨晚上出去鬼混的事。
他同意試試看，於是跟伙伴們逍遙去了。深夜回家後，他偷偷地溜進臥室，鑽進被窩裡，退下老婆的小褲褲，給她獻上一流的吹功……她興奮地呻吟著……但是過了一會兒，他忽然覺得想要噓噓，因此跟她老婆說他去去就來。
一進洗手間，赫然發現他老婆竟端坐在馬桶上！「妳怎麼會在這兒？」他問道。 .「噓！……小聲點…」她回答說「別把我媽吵醒了」…………
^^
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