Ah Kwong & Friends

Get tis from my friends…

“Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?

PCK : Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don’t pray pray ah…

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
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B4 getting a job, one of my friends send me tis site to refer, not onli da 30 top’s companies to work on… u can review some of da useful resume sample from tis site, it’s help me a lot maybe u need it if u need some career oportunity. Besides, there’s many job argency information available & so so… u can try to submit all ur personal info to these org, hope it can help u… good luck for da ppl who looking jobs!

Top 5 working companies

1. Shell
Website: www.shell.com.my
Industry: Oil & Gas

2. Intel
Website: www.intel.com, www.intel.com/jobs/Malaysia
Industry: Manufacturing

3. DHL
Website: www.dhl.com.my
Industry: Logistics & Freight Forwarding

4. Petronas
Website: www.petronas.com.my
Industry: Oil & Gas

5. McKinsey & Co
Website: www.mckinsey.com
Industry: Consulting

Source from: http://www.skorcareer.com/malaysia-eng/30-best-companies-to-work-in-malaysia.htm

Get tis from my mail box, dunno when these USB drive available at Malaysia market le? hehe… maybe some of u see tis oladi, but nvm… just post!

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