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美國人、日本人、中國人

December 5th, 2005 | 02:29:44 pm

一個美國人、一個日本人、一個中國人在叢林探險,結果全被吃人部落抓去了。部落酋長說:“我今天心情好,不吃你們,但你們都得挨一百板子,但在挨板子前,你們可以有一個願望實現。”

先挨板子的是美國人,他說:“挨板子前,先給我屁股上墊10個坐墊。”墊罷,板子雨點般落下,先前70板還湊合,70板之後,坐墊被打爛,然後就是板板見血……打完,美國佬摸著屁股走了。

日本人見狀,要求10個床墊。1,2,3……100打完,日本人起身,拍拍屁股,沒事。然後張著臭嘴對自己的模仿能力和再創造能力吹噓一番,並想坐一邊看中國人的好戲。

中國人慢慢趴下,悠哉悠哉地說:
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“來,把日本人給我墊上。”……“要正面朝上。”

Uncle.P Found Stolen Arm

December 5th, 2005 | 10:47:54 am
Monday always lazy days… feel very tired on 2day la… 845am, when i start journey to work as wat i always do. Wat’s special make me to post here? ooo… just about da arm stolen news lo. Been mention yesterday, there’s ppl stole some arms from cams there last 2 days… icic, so wat i read at morning is continue story la~~

“POLICE” recover stolen arm wo!! OMG! y so fast & high performance suddenly? maybe there’s too many negative story about our uncle police recently lo… 1st came to my mind is voice up lo~~ my mom passby to me tat time…

me:” fui yoh, so fast get back da stolen arm ah? ’sai fei lei’ wo~~”
mom:”aiyo, too many negative to them recently ma, they hv to do something recover image ma..”
me:”ya wo… think so”
me:”maybe they robe da arm self le… then put back self… lol”
mom:”possible ah~~”
me:”walao, got like tat meh?”
mom:”aiyo, make news ma… y not?”
me:”……”
me:”mom, dun say them so much oh… maybe they ask u ‘balik’ china… haha”

just refer from Paul Blog, make a link here to show tat many ppl didnt confident on our uncle police… think so da result will be like tis~~

Cops recover stolen arms left outside police station in Malacca
KUALA TERENGGANU: Police have recovered all the firearms and ammunition stolen from the armoury of the General Operations Force Ninth Battalion in Gong Badak here on Saturday and detained three men.

確保軍火失竊不重演,首相指示加強警隊保安
(瓜拉登嘉樓訊)首相拿督斯里阿都拉表示將指示警察部隊加強保安工作,以確保軍火失竊事件不會重演。

A.B.C三個死刑犯

December 5th, 2005 | 10:22:25 am

有A.B.C三個死刑犯即將要執行

典獄長想問他們有什麼他們可以做的到的遺願

A說:我想要吃牛排

典獄長:好可以

B說:我想要喝酒

典獄長:當然沒問題

C說:我想要吃橘子

典獄長:可是.現在不是橘子的季節

C說:沒關係.我可以等……