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HACKED THE BY WARNING

November 7th, 2005 | 10:13:38 pm
Just a good morning start by 2day, like normal i ride my motor bide to work. When i get myself into office, chew just ask me go his place, he would like to show me something. I think he wanna show me something funny, then go near after i put down my bag n stuff.

Onces he show me da site, a huge word in red color cover wv da whole page, ” HACKED THE BY WARNING powered the black_sun” wv unknown .jpeg pic… haha. Afterward, chew tell me tis 1 been hack long long time ago since it created. This time i just thinking, there’s nothing in tis site becoz i still haven’t finish da project, ppl hack it ‘kao lan’ ah? really cant understand… maybe i new in tis field lo~~ 资质有限 wont understand la… haha… how about u?

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無題

November 7th, 2005 | 06:23:38 am
午餐時…有一個男人,同事邀請他下班後一起上酒吧喝兩杯。他說:我老婆不會答應的,她根本不允許我和同伴一起在下班後喝酒。那位同事提出了一個克服此一問題的解決方案:當你晚上回家後,小聲地溜進房間,潛進她的被窩裡,輕輕地脫下她的內褲,給她口交。女人們愛死這個了,相信我,她決不會提起你和死黨晚上出去鬼混的事。

他同意試試看,於是跟伙伴們逍遙去了。深夜回家後,他偷偷地溜進臥室,鑽進被窩裡,退下老婆的小褲褲,給她獻上一流的吹功……她興奮地呻吟著……但是過了一會兒,他忽然覺得想要噓噓,因此跟她老婆說他去去就來。

一進洗手間,赫然發現他老婆竟端坐在馬桶上!「妳怎麼會在這兒?」他問道。 .「噓!……小聲點…」她回答說「別把我媽吵醒了」…………

^^

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一直在反對

November 7th, 2005 | 06:20:32 am

小玲說:「我的愛情很悲慘,我男朋友的家人一直在反對我們交往。」

成美說:「你男友的父母不喜歡你呀?」

小玲說:「不是他父母,是他老婆呀!」

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