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抽象圖

November 30th, 2005 | 11:23:13 am

美術課時,美術老師要學生畫抽象圖。
不久,一位學生交出了一張白紙。
老師問:「你畫的是甚麼?」學生答道:「牛吃草!」
老師問:「草呢?」學生答道:「被牛吃了!」
老師問:「牛呢?」學生答道:「牛吃完了就走了!」

Breaks.Blur

November 30th, 2005 | 11:19:58 am
Few’s day didnt blog oladi, not becoz of busy, is coz of lazy? dun think so… i cant actual remember how i pass tis 2~3 days, still wondering is it wed 2day when i blog? i dun hv any memory tat i done any meaningful thing these 3 days?

Wat in my mind is monday OT until morning 5am, after finish supper+breakfast wv 3 of friends at sri petaling there… then sleep on 8am. Tat’s all for my monday memory, kesian~ Wake up on 4pm tuesday, brain blur.. done nothing as i feel sleepy, so no blog… no entertaint… no biz…

2day, wednesday… still blur blur, cant finish my ahkwong.com, dun think can up as wat i plan, project fail? i dun think i will let it fail, try my best to make it on december lo~~ So fast december oladi, plan go to Singapore to enjoy da christmas day, 1st time go there when christmas… i heard da street decorations will be very nice there, is it?

I got a wish, i would like to make tis wish become true… it will come, but just da time problem~~ which is i hope can get my OT $$$ b4 CNY… Hope it will come true~~

斃了他!!

November 30th, 2005 | 11:10:11 am
加州的一個小鎮發生了一宗銀行搶案,搶匪才剛剛把錢藏好, 就被警長逮捕了.

由於搶匪是從太平洋的那一邊偷渡過來的, 不會講英文,警長只好去請麥克阿$ 來當翻譯.

經過一陣疲勞轟炸式的拷問,搶匪堅持不肯說出錢藏在那裡. 沒辦法,警長只好 扮起黑臉,咆哮地叫麥克阿$ 告訴搶匪 : “再不說,把他斃了!” 麥克阿$ 忠實地把 警長的意思傳達出去.

大概翻譯得太好了, 搶匪嚇得語無倫次 :” 錢在鎮中央的井 裡, 求你叫他饒我一命.” 麥克阿$ 轉過頭來,神情凝重地告訴警長 : ” 這小子有種,寧死不招.他叫你斃了他吧.”